Gene "This will be Gene's last Christmas at home." "Oh, it will not! You make college sound like exile!" "If he has to get in a car and drive to be here, it's not the same." "Don't start! OK?"
Anyone assuming that most college “kids” never live at home after they’ve graduated— even before this pandemic— is fairly off the mark. Some never do of course— but quite a few do, if their parents allow them to.