I would hate to see him return home via Aqueduct Avenue.
Actually, there’s another scenario which satisfies the ’don’t come Home by Canal st.’ premise.
…although that might not be apparent, at first.
Is Flo Andy’s mum…!?
There’s this term, “in the drink”.
Looks like Andy is Dammed if he does and dammed if he dosen’t.
How about coming home by River Road.
I’m like Andy and Flo in that I live near to a reservoir and a canal.
Meanwhile, down at the docks……
So is this London? Just wondering where they live with all these canals.
At least the reservoir is cleaner then the canal.
One way or the other, Andy’ll be sloshed before he gets home.
No chance of Andy splashing out and buying a round or two!
Could be worse. He could have fallen into a septic tank.
The only body of water Andy hasn’t fallen into is the bathtub.
July 08, 2017