Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 17, 2018

And Flo has lost more pounds from her purse thanks to Andy.

If this keeps up, Andy’ll have to have one of those horses for its Belmont steaks!

Look on the bright side, Andy! Flo is complaining about where you went on Date Night!

Well there’s your problem. The horses are jockeys.

!? Is there a missing panel or was that the Joke?!

! Here’s the punchline:

Andy can’t pick the Horses.

…and the start-up out of the Gate:

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@Six:

!? How can You tell the drawing is not Mahoney; looks exactly-similar to me…?!!

At its last workout Andy’s horse was timed with a calendar instead of a stopwatch!

A horse collapsed and died at The Grand National last weekend. Horses always seem to lose their lives or get seriously injured at those events. All for a bit of money. It’s not gambling, It’s cruelty and gambling.

I don’t want to be “that guy” but we don’t NEED events like the Grand National. It should be stopped altogether. Too many horses are losing their lives.

xxx

News Flash

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Never bet on a horse named after a brand of glue.

The jockeys are horsing around.

! What Andy means-to say is, She doesn’t paint a pretty Picture.

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