the first was for me for sure. The second was DEFINITELY not about me.
I bet Ric’s speaking highly of you, Dan! You know he worships the ground you walk on!
But, as Dan can testify, “She’s a hot dish”.
I think mine might say “You were recently forced to start a new job at 72 and will be there the rest of your life.” Yup, that would be about right….although I do LOVE my job at the moment anyway. Waiting for the other shoe to drop…..
So wait… Someone actually EATS fortune cookies? And ENJOYS them?
This strip is obviously fiction.
Best fortune cookie ever, from MAD Magazine, (which should still be going, sob):
“Help! I’m being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!”
I always get advice. It’s always the kind of advice I’m proud to ignore.
November 16, 2016