Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for January 01, 2017
Transcript:
alien: for a moment, try to put aside your emotions and look at things with a logical perspective! Alley oop: Hmmph! Alien: Once you view the situation with a clear head, you will see that mine is a superior race and more deserving of this land! Alley oop: Superior? Ha! You wanna back up that claim with an arm wrestling match? alley oop: How d'you figure your race is superior, volzon? I could snap you like a twig an' never break a sweat? Alien: There is more to determining superiority than mere muscle! Alien: when I look at your homeland, all I See are abundant natural resources, none of which have been developed! Alley oop: whadya mean? What i see is a beautiful place t'live! Alien: I can promise you'll always have a place in moo with my people here! Alley oop: how generous of you to allow us a place in our own home! Alien: Absolutely! your function will just be different! alley oop: Different? alien: With all the building going on, the deamnd for laborers would mean you'd never be expelled! alley oop: Its startin' t'sound like slavery!