Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for November 14, 1999

Transcript:

Guz: I've decided a man of stature oughta leave something behind when he dies! Guz: I mean something besides his survivors, of course! Umpa: you sound like you've decided on something! Guz: I have! i'm gonna put all our artisans t'work paiting a portrait of me! Umpa: Why, that's a fine idea, pet! But it shouldn't take all the artists in moo to do that! Guz: oh, yes it will! Guz: Because I'm gonna have 'em paint it big enough t'cover that cliff face up there! guz: Yessir, that's what I'll leave t'posterity! Guz: ...somethin' that will impress folks an' benefit people! Umpa: Benefit people? Who's going to benefit from something like that? Guz: Why, uh, th' artists who'll paint it!