Alley Oop by Jonathan Lemon and Joey Alison Sayers for August 26, 1970
jones: all right, i'll authorize the entry of your car in the mexitony free-for-all! alley oops: atta boy, jones! rex: i knew you were too big a man to stand in the way of progress! jones: okay, but you'll have to run scratch! rex: oh, we won't mind starting tail-end! jones: and for obvious technical reasons, i'll have to list you as ineligible to collect any of the prize money! rex, doc, alley: what?