Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 20, 2022

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    RuComm  9 months ago

    Wow. That would buy a lot of cheez kurls. Maybe God knows what’s best for her.

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    Kaputnik  9 months ago

    It’s hard to make “gimme money” sound poetic.

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    LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member 9 months ago

    That child knows waaaay too much…

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    Susan00100  9 months ago

    I always thought hookers came on to prospective johns.

    Not the other way around.

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    Susan00100  9 months ago

    Aren’t there “snow days” in that school district??

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    Jeff0811  9 months ago

    This is how Janis Joplin got her start. It began with money, then she started getting specific, asking for a Mercedes Benz and a color TV and whatnot.

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    wb4ngn  9 months ago

    Are there no males in Agnes’ life? Or have I missed something? We never see the Principal who could be either…..

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    monya_43  9 months ago

    The twenties don’t even have to be fresh. I’d go for a sack of stale ones even.

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    gopher gofer  9 months ago

    “beg” is brief and to the point…

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    rmercer Premium Member 9 months ago

    For a second thought she was going to say “That’s how Mom gets a sack of twenties”…

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    mfrasca  9 months ago

    Agnes and Trout soon stumbled upon a crashed Cessna in the woods. The plane contained a sack of money.

    Then the troubles began.

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    Doctor Toon  9 months ago

    I’ve been looking for that bag of money for many years, haven’t found anything but a few loose bills and a bunch of change

    I would worry a bit about spending the money if I found it, more than likely a big bag of cash has a nefarious background

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    raybarb44  9 months ago


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    christelisbetty  9 months ago

    I don’t think,“Give us today our daily bread” ,will cover it.

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    mindjob  9 months ago

    I keep moving close to the end of rainbows to find that pot of gold. Hasn’t worked yet.

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    David Huie Green-BeingCertainIsNotAlwaysBeingRight  9 months ago

    Words of wisdom.

    This may not work if the other party doesn’t care, though.

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    paullp Premium Member 9 months ago

    Maybe she should try adapting Sally’s letter to Santa Claus from A Charlie Brown Christmas.

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