Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 03, 2021

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    gopher gofer  6 months ago

    she appears to think agnes is a royal pain…

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    lnpdavid74 Premium Member 6 months ago

    And yet we are now encouraged to come p with our own pronouns for how we perceive ourselves. I’ve often thought that if I really did this that I’d want “Lord High Master”. I wonder if the professor would abide by that?

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    rshive  6 months ago

    Issues indeed. Would that make Grannie the Queen Mother, of sorts? Would she like that?

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 6 months ago

    Or.. Agnes has unrealistic visions of how royalty works. Got to be a princess during grade school.. the queen part comes after puberty

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    Sir Isaac  6 months ago

    Don’t we all….have an issue with royalty.

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    fritzoid Premium Member 6 months ago

    There is no Dana, only Zuul.

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    Hey. If you can get fired these days for not referring to a person by the PRONOUN of their choice, all hail Lord Queen Zatootoo…..

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    christelisbetty  6 months ago

    My user name illustrates the two name dilemma.

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    Lightpainter Premium Member 6 months ago

    Maybe Prince was ahead of his time we he tried to change his name to that weird symbol.

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    I go by my Star Wars name.

    Name of the street you grew up on,

    followed by “of”,

    followed by the name of the last medication you took

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    Ryan B Premium Member 6 months ago

    Agnes and Calvin should be friends since he has the same problems with Miss Wormwood.

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    David Huie Green-ToChargeForTruthIsToPayForLies  6 months ago

    Hereditary royalty is offensive. Agnes is just natural royalty (because she isn’t good for much else).

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    fritzoid Premium Member 6 months ago

    It could have ended worse. The teacher could have called on Death Blade…

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    paullp Premium Member 6 months ago

    Agnes is at it again — hope the principal has a full medicine cabinet handy (headache pills, antacid, etc.).

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    mikeywilly  6 months ago

    Its a good(?) thing that corporal punishment went out with my generation, otherwise, that girl would never sit down!

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