Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 11, 2019

Agnes, have you ever considered becoming a mortician?

Possum innards are just as good the second day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAaUcExaMfA

This story arc is becoming truly horrific. I sincerely hope it doesn’t continue past the end of the week.

I can foresee a future where Agnes is dumpster diving and finds “Big Billy’s Domesday Food Dehydrator” and wonders who would throw away something this useful.

Genius-ship knows no bounds.

Headline: “Trailer Park Urchins discover Liposuction Short Cut using Dehydrator!”

Hate to disappoint,but scholarships are not generally delivered up the butt.

Grandma is not going to be too happy about the stink and decomposing possum parts in the trailer when she comes home from work. And wait till Mom tries to use her dehydrator next!

Well deserved scholarships, I might add!!!!!!!!!!

Nice to see Agnes and Paige are in the holiday spirit !!!! lol

Wow. Trout’s expression in P1 is something else.

VOMITING as i read this

They want to chop off parts to make the body fit the dehydrator but taxidermy was too gross to do.

I’ll come back when this bit is finished. Yuck!

This is just gross and awful and horrible and yet I find myself laughing and then feeling horrible, awful, and gross that I could laugh at this. It’s the perfect balance of horror and humor.

Hope they’re planning to wash their hands