Somebody predicted this w-a-a-a-y back. And thus it has come to be.
Trout just decided she is NOT staying for dinner!
I think if Grandma cracks just one of those eggs, there will be no gastrointestinal distress…
because there will be no egg consumption….
and probably no food preparation at all (or even any thought of eating) in that kitchen for the three days it’ll take to air out.
Those aren’t trash day eggs, those are throwing eggs. Way, way, way, way far throwing eggs.
Ah come on…Grandma is smarter than that.
At least the cholesterol won’t have time to kill her.