Laura always centers him when he’s about to lose it. An occasional good kick in the rear would help too!!
Free association: Adam, tree, chain, padlock, thunder storm, MISSING KEY, neighbor, chain saw….
You were smart enough to marry her Adam, now be smart enough to listen to her.
“Four five six skidoo. Is this a good idea for you?”
At least he didn’t make a sign that says: “All trees matter” Nope, that would not be acceptible today.