Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 04, 2011
Clayton: Dad, we have some questions before we construct our Christmas lists. Katy: Does Santa have access to precious metals? Clayton: If we ask for an ice skating rink in the basement, do you have to approve that? Katy: And would you be willing to reopen discussions on your policy of no ponies on the second floor? Because I have to tell you, the ponies have been talking and they're not pleased with you. Adam: Ponies? Skating rinks? Precious metals? Are we talking about Christmas or Elton John's birthday party?