Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 18, 2000
Clayton: Okay...what if you hired us? Adam: Hired you?? Katy: Yeah. You're always saying how productive you'd be if we didn't bug you so much, and how you'd actually have more time for us if you finished your work sooner. Adam: That's not a bad idea. Licking envelopes and stamps would save me some time... Clayton: A job?!? No, we mean pay us not to bother you.