Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for June 27, 1997
Adam: Good morning. I hope I'm not disturbing you. This is Mistletoe Enterprises, and we're doing your family holiday newsletter this Christmas. Well, I've been going over what you sent in to our database, and all you seem to talk about is your daughter and her accomplishments. Quite frankly, ma'am, she sounds like an obnoxious spoiled brat. Are you sure you want others to know you're related?