The Academia Waltz by Berkeley Breathed for December 09, 2003

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    tobybartels  over 14 years ago

    Aha. Yonder sits one unplucked turtle-dove…

    A situation that calls for a carefully calculated display of charm and wit.

    Hmm. Need a socko opening that will knock her off her guard and into my life…

    How's about “Care for a bottle of bubbly at my pad, baby?”

    Say, care for a booble of babble in my bib, cabby?

    Kinky sonofabitch.

    Mmphh.

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    Yontrop  almost 5 years ago

    Probably just as well he muffed that line.

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