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According to The New York Times, Donald Trump canceled his military parade because it would cost too much. What a relief. Politics aside, does anyone actually enjoy parades? It’s all the fun of rush hour traffic but with worse music. 

Liam Neeson will play an ordinary snowplow driver who seeks revenge against the drug dealers who killed his son in a new movie called Hard Powder. This is not a joke. This is not an SNL sketch. This is real. And it’s wonderful. 

On this day in 1978, the helium-filled Double Eagle II completed the first transatlantic flight for a balloon, traveling six days from Preque Isle, Maine to a barley field near Paris, France. Interestingly, the first hot air balloon was invented in France in the early 1780s and, minutes after that, an important discovery was made …

If you’re holding the door open for someone 50 yards behind you, you’re just annoying them. If you tip five bucks on your five dollar coffee, the barista thinks you have ulterior motives. Sometimes being nice is, apparently, very annoying.