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R. Kelly released a nearly 20-minute song called "I Admit" today, proclaiming his innocence in many of the sexual abuse allegations against him. In a world of shrinking attention spans, it’s a bold choice for a washed-up singer to release a sitcom-length diary entry to the world.  

CBS ran last night’s episode of Big Brother with a disclaimer about the shocking, controversial subject matter in that episode. Turns out that episode contained a pretty normal and civil conversation about race and dwarfism, so we can all settle down. But in these sensitive times, it’s more and more difficult for people to talk.

The board of directors for Papa John's is enacting a "poison pill" that prevents any investor from gaining a controlling ownership of the company. The move is believed to be an action against Papa John's founder and former CEO John Schnatter, whose behavior was the subject of a scathing Forbes article last week. The outspoken and controversial Schnatter recently resigned as Papa John's chairman, but he'll always have a place among our all-time favorite Butthurt CEOs. 

Today is National Hammock Day! It’s the only piece of furniture that is equal parts bed, trap, gym and, when said the right way, swear word. 

Lay's has released eight regionally-inspired "Tastes of America" potato chip flavors that include "Chesapeake Bay Crab Spice," "Fried Pickles with Ranch, " and "Deep Dish Pizza.” No word yet on when they'll release "Overcooked S'more," "Mass-Processed Chicken Finger," or "Hotdog Under the Heat Lamp All Day," but we're ready to celebrate their entire catalog of flavors. 

Francesco Molinari won the British Open on Sunday, becoming the first Italian to nab a major PGA tour event. The big news, of course, was that Tiger Woods didn't win again, although he came close. Is Tiger back in the hunt for golf greatness, or will he fade into the pack again?