GoComics Today's Best Comic Strips

FLIRT Trains are becoming popular in Europe! However, FLIRT is just the name of the train car manufacturer: Stadler FLIRT. Oh well…we can still dream of what might have been.

A firefighter got an earful while trying to rescue a pet parrot from a London rooftop. The Macaw, named Jessie, spewed a stream of profanities at her attempted rescuer, even after he said, "I love you" to bond with the bird. Parrots are smart, feisty and also live long lives – be careful what you say around them.  

In the digital age, we’ve gained so much. But what have we lost? We’ve lost crank calls, for one thing. It’s high time we find a new audience for our stupid and compulsive need to be funny! 

Millennials are killing mayonnaise! That’s what the hot-take headlines of the week are saying. And, according to Mental Floss, there may be truth to the hype as mayo sales are down. Why are younger eaters avoiding the condiment? For starters, no one knows how it’s made. No one! 

Over the next two days, Gary heard all about method acting and the Strasberg approach before finally, mercifully being rescued by a Warner Bros. production assistant. 

Madonna turns 60 today. The controversial Material Girl has done just about everything, including mentioning blowing up the White House after President Trump's inauguration in 2016. Maybe she really does want to rule the world, as she told Dick Clark in this American Bandstand chat from 1984?