Finally, A Politician with Spirit
Cabin reviews also advise you to go skinny dipping in the lake at night, wander off into the woods by yourself, and pay no attention to any strange noises. Also, no pets or smoking allowed.
Those little bitty libraries look adorable as you speed past them on your way to the movies. (Has anyone ever used them in real life?)
October is Black Cat Awareness month, but if you aren’t aware of a cat, they have a special way of reminding you they exist.
Sure, the Lorax speaks for the trees! He'll also speak for Monsanto, General Electric, Nike, or Coca-Cola - if the price is right.