9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 28, 2015
Edda: Well, I like that. woman: What do you like? Edda: That she speaks english. Woman: There was a time when I didn't speak english. now I'm idiomatically fluent in your tongue, although I preserve a charming, some say sexy, portuguese accent. whereas yours is crucified to a nasal twang and the vocal color of an oboe with a split reed. Edda: Jerk. Woman: Doofus. Edda: no one can fault your command of idiom. woman: Thank you, putz. Edda: Don't overdo it.