9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 26, 2014
Transcript:
Woman: I'm all hidden away here, my thoughts are secret, my identity unknown. I'm allowed to fantasize. Now harm, no foul. All is fair in love and war. Lamentably, this is both. If we could meet, I'd want to be wearing something shockingly decollete. So he would look longingly in my eyes, hungrily at my lips, deep down into my decolletage, and say... woman: YOu are female...right? woman: Another reason I hate this war