9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 10, 2014

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Man: Alright, alright, alright! How many nazis does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Woman: 43. Man: Now that's just absurd! did my gun just click? Woman: I switched off the safety. Man: Okay, why 43? Woman: one to electrocute himself in the empty light socket in glorious sacrifice for the reich-42 to keep detailed secret incriminating records. Man: Now that's what I mean! It has no sense. It would take, maybe, 12 to keep the records!