9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 27, 2014

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Man: I can't help but wonder...when that american had the gun trained on my head, you weren't in a hurry to warn me. you even seemed amused. Woman: Maybe it was because I had unloaded it. Man: Was that why? Man: Or am I asking something you don't want to answer? woman: No. but I may answer something you really didn't want to ask. Man: blah blah blah! can't a guy get some shut eye around here?!