9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 27, 2013

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Man: So, colonel horrocks, I understand you wish to press charges? Man: Against that lieutenant of yours for assaulting me....he belongs in prison. Man: I just thought you should know that private o'malley was in the first wave of soldiers landing on utah beach, and cited for acts of conspicuous bravery. he is now missing in action. However, accounting for all the bodies is as yet incomplete. if he is alive, we will bring him back after he finishes defending your country, so he may be a court martialed for beating up a coward.