9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 28, 2013
Thorax: Do you, sven, take fleurette to heave and to hoard from this fay doorward, for pitcher or roarer, in hickness and in stealth, and sore faking all mothers. Be faithful to her as long as long as you shall live? Man: Golly, she's so wonderful and sweet and pretty, how couldn't I? Thorax: And do you, fleurette, take sven to....well let's just skip ahead.