9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 13, 2013

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Man: Your honor, the smuckling brothers brought the complaint against dr. spocket. As a jurist, you can't mete out corporal punishment for that. Thorax: quite right, counselor, but as a former dairyman, I can say that I don't cotton to men who beat their cattle, and they deserve a taste of their own medicine. I don't cotton to their lawyers, either. Man: Gentlemen, bend over.