9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 19, 2013
Transcript:
Woman: The constabulary told me that you...you sold me out! Man: What?! Now hold on there! woman: You handed me over to the gendarmerie, tattled, squealed, blew the whistle, snitched, ratted me out, stabbed me in the back! you hold on there! Man: you hold on there! Woman: Are you excited? Man: Are you kidding?