9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 06, 2013
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Dear uncle ethel, secretly I've been fantasizing that I am a friend of mine, as she carries on an affair of the heart with her highly attractive boyfriend. Is there anything wrong with this? Slightly guilty in NH Thorax: Speaking as a professional in this area of concern, I can say that you are doing nothing to cause the slightest disquiet. Sincerely, John Wanye space concubine of the apes.