9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 16, 2013
Transcript:
Amos: I have decided to let my beard grow, to be the rough, manly creature that would free you to express yourself without concern for the effect harsh words might have on me. Edda: How very kind of you. so I may talk dirty, no holds barred: turn the air bile green? Amos: You may shout nasties, speak in the most vulgar of the vulgate. Edda: now don't you have the cutest little whiskers? Amos: okay, you're going to have to ramp it up a bit.