9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 19, 2012

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man: Well, boy, it's the big day. Time to see who's president. thorax: The election has been over for awhile, pap. man: Yeah, but I like to wait for the finger pointing and yelling and dire prophesies to die away. So I leave the news papers to age in a neat pile, then deal from the bottom once enough time has passed. so let's see who won. Man: hot diggity! Thorax: Good news, pap? Man: Cal coolidge is in! he's my man! Thorax: Um. I've been meaning to inquire about that gibraltar of herald tribunes in the cedar closet.