9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 28, 2011
October 27, 2011
October 29, 2011
Transcript:
puppet: Okay, today i'm posting my comments as a 17 year old gymnastics champion who sings like Judy Garland and shoots like Annie Oakley. Woman: This is where the illusion breaks down...because only with the internet can you conceal the sad truth that you're nothing but a badly sewn sock puppet with munchausen syndrome and a chubby hand up your cloaca. Puppet: Are you saying I have a cloaca?! Woman: Yeah! Puppet: kewl
