9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 22, 2010
Gran says, "Seth, how are you?" Seth says, "Great, Edna. How is Vienna this time of year? And how is your new husband?" Gran says, "Kiesl and Vienna are gorgeous. I was wondering if Edda is around. I haven't talked to her in a while." Seth says, "Um... no, she isn't, but there's a complete stranger watching my television. Maybe we'd better hang up so I can call the police, Edna." Man says, "Oh, is that mother?"