9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 05, 2010

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Juliette says, "Why didn't you tell me?!" Gran says, "Well, while dad was alive it would have been awkward, and after he died… so much time had passed." Juliette says, "I'm a love child?!" Gran says, "You can say that again." Juliette says, "You know, the term sounds so much more romantic when it isn't ornamented by that piston gesture with your arm."