9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 24, 2009
Gran says, "Why are you telling me all this out in a field, Lieutenant?" Soldier says, "Because we can't be heard. And anybody watching us can do nothing else. When I want to talk in secret, I talk in a field." Gran says, "Why me?...WHy do yu want me to sing for the enemy?" Soldier says, "To be precise, we want you to sing for prisoners...German ones." Gran says, "But why?" Soldier says, "Because you are going to interrogate them."