9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 30, 2009

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monty says, "I've decided on a different style of armageddon…..I'm going to revise the human race, not annihilate them." Thorax says, "What do you have in mind?" Monty says, "What has always irked me is that they do what they do while they go around created in my image." Monty says, "It's so embarrassing." Monty says, "So I'm going to change the race to look like cockroaches...one birth at a time. In a few generations, the transformation will be complete." Monty says, "And I'm starting with her."