9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 17, 2008

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Seth: so she called herself jealous, petty, possessive and tyrannical, and you didn't argue? Amos: I told her respected her judgement. Seth: what happened then? Amos: A moment of what might be called glacial silence. Amos: I then observed that she had neglected to employ any inflections of the word "shrew", but that it was, no doubt, an oversight. Seth: And that was when she tried to pull the waist of your underpants over your head? Amos: With a fair measure of success.