9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 19, 2007
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Transcript:
"Seth wanted the use of your...chromosomes?" "At some future date as yet to be determined. He has to get Mark on board first." "That might take awhile. Mark never struck me as a great fan of childhood." "He considers it a scourge against peaceful walks, fine dining and an unrestrained indulgence in verbal obscenity." "And...um...what was your answer?" "Ah...his hair writes from its bonds...Curiosity and possessiveness masquerade as detached conversation..." "...And how did he propose to...achieve this commingling of chromosomes?" "Jealousy!...the motherlode!"
