9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 16, 2007
"The headline says 'Psychopath goes on rampage'." "Is this a death-dealing, crazed, rampaging psychopath?...or a democratically elected, leader of the free world, rampaging psychopath?" "I have to admit, the distinction is fuzzy." "Well, while you quest for clarity, could I have the funnies?"