9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 04, 2006
"I'm going to break my leg?! How?!" "I can't say. That would corrupt the timeline." "That's ridiculous. No one would credit a word you're saying. It's all just insane." "Then Sven will carry you to the hospital, after which, propinquity will evolve into passion, and he will offer himself up to you as your love slave." "...Um...so, is this fracture going to hurt a lot?"