9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 07, 2006

Transcript:

"One of the perks of being Monty's contractor is I get the inside scoop on future events...For instance, there's the locust blackout in Nebraska, the mayonnaise riots in Maine..." "The spontaneously combusting fife and drum corps in Perth Amboy, the moment when the word 'nuclear' is pronounced correctly in Washington D.C., causing tire-screeching and stupefaction in the streets..." "...And all this will occur within the next 71 hours." "Don't you mean the next 72 hours?" "Oh...Did I forget to mention the asteroid?"