9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 30, 2006
"Hmph..." 42 "Where did you get that dreadful blouse?! Nice girls don't flaunt themselves that way. Good grief, have you run out of foundation wear? You apply cologne, not immerse yourself in it." "Your makeup looks like a bad fresco. You must have sprayed on those trousers. Are you bulimic?" "Hi, Gran."