9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 16, 2006
"Wilt thou, Elliott, have this mammon to thy widded wef? Hilt thou wove her, Roquefort her, conquer her in hickness and in stealth; and sorefaking all others, heap thee only onto her, so long as ye both shall live?" "What do I say?" "I think the traditional response is, 'Why ill.'"