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9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 03, 2006
"Excuse my intrusion, Dr. Burber. I was just wondering if I might join you." "I'm in coventry, Thorax." "I administered a series of probing, incendiary kisses to a patient in the ICU until I disconnected his heart monitor and they ran me out of the hospital. What could be more mortifying?" "Well, perhaps it would be sitting in the event horizon of my quantum anomaly so that, even as we speak, your bottom is generating quite a little excitement in the delta quadrant of the galaxy." "Do you always answer rhetorical question?" "Do you always question rhetorical answers?"