9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 25, 2006
"I have to confess to some disappointment that you don't think the sight of me in a sexy dress could give you a dicky heart. It makes me wonder if we have a future together." "Your idea of a future and my idea of a future would seem to diverge." "I don't follow." "My idea of life with you includes movies, long walks on the beach, growing old together, shuffleboard tournaments in Florida...Your vision of our future terminates in fatal visual stimuli." "I call that divergence." "Pardon me for being an idealist."