9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 18, 2006
"She was wearing my lethal halter-top gown. I left it with her to fix a hem. I never thought she'd wear it." "Man, it's hard to imagine the effect that gown would have on a straight guy...with Juliette filling it out." "...Or...or with you filling it out! I mean, with you filling it out I'm sure it would be just as...just as..." "Too late." "Good Lord, smite me now..."