9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 04, 2006
"I'm sorry I got in your face that way." "'Got in my face'?! You nearly sucked it off." "You see, the thing is, you sort of saved me. You came along when I was used and betrayed and discarded...And you made me feel very, very valuable." "How would you feel about a man who bought you eclairs at such a moment?" "Oh, man. I'd already be planning the honeymoon."