9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 10, 2005
"She kissed you a long time?" "I thought I'd go cyanic and pass out." "He was talking about friendship...The kind of friendship I need in my life...Like Barbie and Midge." "You mean Barbie and Ken?" "Oh, he said that whole Ken thing is just a smokescreen...Then he got all emotional." "I don't know if she should take advice from a man whose world view hangs on Mattel products." "Okay, now that sounded like criticism."