9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 30, 2005
"I'd offer you a chair, but that would promote the misapprehension that you're welcome." "Amos came to my apartment at 2:15 A.M., flushed, jabbering and guilt-ridden." "And what did he tell you?" "He said he'd done something wrong." "So you came here?" "This is the one place I know of in Manhattan where 'wrong' has an address."