9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 14, 2005
Transcript:
"You tell me you think Burkhardt is a life form ranking...alongside throat smears and refrigerator fuzz." "You gleefully envision scenarios in which his most prized organs are sandwiched between glowing charcoal briquets." "You refer to him with arrays of pungent adjectives that would make longshoremen pale and very possibly gag." "I think you two are ready to talk." "I'm on my way."