9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 07, 2005
Transcript:
"So, what does Burkhardt say when you tell him you love him?" "Well...he's not very demonstrative." "Not very demonstrative?! Next to him, Godzilla is not very demonstrative! I hide behind dumpsters at the sound of his nearing footsteps." "What do you mean?" "...Um...I only meant that...um...he...that you...that..." "This is absolutely unnecessary. I was conducting a discreet, personal inquiry." "Ut upshay."