9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 05, 2005

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"So, how are things between you and Burkhardt?" "Oh, look! I've been wanting a pair of sandals like those." "I ran into him at the fountain yesterday...he spends a lot of time by that fountain." "They're having a two-for-one sale. Do you want to split the cost?" "Has he been treating you right?" "How do you think they look?" "There's something wrong with the heel." "Will you please stop prattling at me about Burkhardt!?"